Caption Contest Featuring The Guv'na

We are running a Quaich "Caption Contest" for the following recent photo of the Guv'na.  Use the "Post A Comment" feature below this post to enter your own caption.  To get the ideas flowing, we have eight sample captions below.  Have fun with this one!

Caption ideas:

1. "Wait!  I was told this hot tub would be full of bros"
2. Where is his other hand?
3. "I'm smiling because I'm sitting on the volcano jet"
4. Wearing what the Scots would call "Budgie Smugglers"
5. Throwback photo from the "Gay Barge" cruise on the intracoastal waterway during Quaich 2012
6. Google "Pseudimonas folliculitis".  I dare you.
7. "Hot Tub" is the pet name Vicky Van Horne uses for her husband
8. The hot girls are out of the frame, taking the photo

Quaich legends: Super Bowl edition

It's Super Bowl Sunday in the States, and in honor of the big game, we have a football throwback for Quaich fans.  Three current Quaich players are in the team photo below (circa 1975).  Can you identify them?  The answer key is below.

Answer key:

#80 = Sheets

# 38 = Swayze

#75 = Atco