Sunday, March 6, 2016

Great Scott! Team Scotland Files “Birther” Lawsuit

PGA Tour player Adam Scott won his second consecutive tournament today in Miami, Florida.  Rather than reflecting on the $2.7 million he earned by winning the Honda Classic and WGC-Cadillac on consecutive weeks during the Florida swing, Scott wanted to talk about his strong interest in playing for Team USA during the 2016 Quaich matches.

“I’m very close to Swayze,” said Scott, referring to Team USA player Eric “Swayze” Silagy. “And I know how much the Quaich means to him.  At his request, I have committed to playing for Team USA in October in order to retain the Quaich.”
Best Buddies: Swayze and Adam Scott


Team Scotland immediately cried foul, pointing to the "natural born citizen" eligibility requirement specified in the Quaich by-laws.  In the opinion of Team Scotland, Scott, who was born in Adelaide, Australia in 1980, is not eligible to play for Team USA. 

Team USA representatives do not argue with the fact that Scott was born in Australia.  However, they point out that his mother, Pam, is American.   “We maintained that Adam is eligible to play for Team USA,” said Team USA Captain Chris “Guv’na” Hughes, noting the distinction between natural-born and naturalized citizens.

Team Scotland has filed a “birther” lawsuit in the U.S. District Court for the Western District of Texas to block Scott’s eligibility to play for Team USA.  “When Adam Scott was born, at the moment of his birth, location determined his status, and his status was that of a natural-born Australian citizen, not American,” said Kent D. McPhail, attorney for Team Scotland.  “You cannot be a natural-born or native-born citizen of two countries."

“My good friend ‘Scotty’ will be a great addition to the team,” said Swayze confidently.


Check back with the Quaich Blog for updates on this developing story.