Is This A Joke? Scottish Captain MacCallum Gives Riddler the Boot!

Rosco and Riddler in happier times

Kevin “Riddler” Riddle was informed late on Friday by Scottish Captain Ross “Rosco” MacCallum that he would not be asked to join the team for Quaich 2016 in Austin, Texas next month.  Scotland fans were shocked and angered by the move, especially given that Riddler was enjoying a renaissance in his golf game and was among the leading points producers for Team Scotland in 2014.

“I have great respect for Riddler,” said Rosco.  “But I feel that we need to change our formula and bring in new players to be successful in America.”

“Ah'm fuckin beelin, so ah um,” said an enraged Riddler.  “Ross is a right diddie so he is.”

Rosco's Twitter account immediately filled with hateful tweets from Riddler's loyal fans.

"@rossmaccallum1 Keep Riddler, you tit!"

"@rossmaccallum1 You're such a Gobshite!"

"@rossmaccallum1 Why?  You witless fucking cocksplat!"

"@rossmaccallum1 Riddler was your best player, you idiotic jizztrumpet!"

The move leaves Captain MacCallum with two spots to fill when he announces his Captain’s Picks at a press conference on Monday in Edinburgh.